Her var det også mye rart. Hentet fra faktiske besvarelser på eksamen i naturfag på  high school i USA.

• “H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
• “To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube”
• “When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide”
• “Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”
• “Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”
• “The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.”
• “Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.”
• “Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.”
• “A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.”
• “Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”
• “The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.”
• “The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.”
• “A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.”
• “Equator: A lion running around the Earth through Africa.”
• “Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”
• “Liter: A nest of young puppies.”
• “Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”
• “Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.”
• “Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.”
• “Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.”
• “Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”
• “To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.”