Feilmelding 1
Windows XP crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Feilmelding 2
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Feilmelding 3
The Web site you seek
can not be located but
countless more exist.

Feilmelding 4
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Feilmelding 5
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.

Feilmelding 6
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Feilmelding 7
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

Feilmelding 8
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.

Feilmelding 9
The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.

Feilmelding 10
Stay the patient course
of little worth is your ire.
The network is down

Feilmelding 11
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Feilmelding 12
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Feilmelding 13
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Feilmelding 14
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

Feilmelding 15
Having been erased,
the document you’re seeking
must now be retyped.

Feilmelding 16
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.